BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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