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Don't drive home.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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