But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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