meet me or not, i'm out of control
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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