Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
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