I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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