found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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