i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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Also, beer. Big fan.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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