and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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