Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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