just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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