And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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