i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?