Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee