Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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