Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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