Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
i think my cat just said my name.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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