i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We don't watch enough power rangers
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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