You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
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You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I need to calm my uterus...
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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