is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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