She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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