I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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