gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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