ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
