16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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