So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
