She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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