It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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