great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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