matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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