Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Randomize
