If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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