Yo dont text me then not text me
If that was your dad, he is hot
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
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I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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