Three words: puerto rican gang bang
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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