Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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