She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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