hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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