I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
you never un-have a 4some
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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