Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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