Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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