Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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