cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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