i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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