we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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