everyone is single if you try hard enough
I wish you could order shots online.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
