i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
she looked like the before picture.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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