So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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