garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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