ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
vagina is talking i cant
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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