There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Randomize
