no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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