this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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