Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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