PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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