Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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