i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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