I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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