Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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