I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Someone shattered a urinal.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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